crispy critter

A victim of napalm

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village

by william westmoreland October 25, 2023

Smiling Critters

Dumb plush toys from the game Poppy Playtime, their alright ig

Person 1: Yo did you play the new Chapter 3 of Poppy Playtime?

Person 2: Yeah it was alright, I liked the Smiling Critters though

Person 1: The what?

Person 2: Smiling Critters

Person 1: Who tf are they?

Person 2: Oh just some dumb plush toys in the game ig,

Person 1: Oh okay lmao

by UrLocalLesbian February 13, 2024

Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.

He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison

by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010

critter snatch

A vagina with crabs

I was about to eat this girl out and I saw she had crabs on her va jay jay so I ran out and told her to keep that critter snatch away from me

by Rowdope April 15, 2014

litter critter

Someone as low as shit on the moral scale, no standards, ash tray sifters, grungy dirty hippy junk boxes. Someone toxic to life their sludge tracks in like the shit they spew.

Fucking litter critter took my, still burning, cigarette out the gutter and finished it.

by Chili Wanka January 6, 2020

People critters

A breed of people who live in the hills, known for characteristic hillbilly-like behavior.

“I wonder what kind of creepy critters live in those woods”
“The people critters”

by Peoplecritters August 17, 2023

Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024