Yard cousin

Noun.

Native of the United States "Deep South" who is sick of being referenced as inferior, simple-minded, and racist by the various media outlets.

Did you watch that douchebag's spot on southern universities, bless his heart? Us yard cousins ought to prank him if he's ever back in town.

by A.Nominal April 28, 2013

Cousin Tom

Slang for menstrual cycle, so to be more discrete when talking of such things. TOM stand for Time Of Month.

Cousin Tom is visiting and I'm out of pain meds..

by Sandy.. February 3, 2007

French Cousins

Two guys who have Eiffel towered the same woman.

Weren't you and Ryan in a three way?

Yeah, we are French cousins.

by Kazooforyou June 12, 2014

Alabama cousin

A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.

Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.

by Tylo Ren May 16, 2019

Cousin Derp

Pickles' cousin

Cousin Derp is cool

by Honey Mattingly November 2, 2020

Cousin fuckin

When one fucks their own cousin like in Ohio or Deep South

Bucky: Damn I gonna cousin fuckin my cousin tonight
JR: But she's ur cousin Buck

Bucky: idgaf I can't get over that sweet pussy
JR: yea I'm probably gonna fuck my cousin to

by Wishunew October 3, 2017

Cousin Sandwhich

The act of two cousins sandwhiching a woman between them usually in a kinky depraved sex act. It is widely known the best cousin sandwhich is served in cali by Devil and Dirty!

Devil and Dirty gave that bitch a cousin sandwhich

by gypsydave January 16, 2012