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Closet Genius

1. One who is not smart in school but smart in life though never showing it.

2. One who is very smart in school but never show's their true potential.
Person 1: Hey, what's wrong?
Person 2: Well my parents are getting a divorce....
Person 1: Its ok, things like this happen, you just gotta cheer up and move on.
Person 2: Thanks man!
later that day....
Person 2: What did you get on your algebra test?
Person 1: A D-....
Person 2: Dude, you're such a closet genius.
by RAWRdragon January 17, 2009
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Coleton

Pretty chill dude. Laid back and fun to be around. Major flirt with all the ladies. Usually athletic. Just a legit guy.
Dude who was that cool guy? Not sure, he's prolly a coleton
by wham bam thank ya ma'am April 21, 2010
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closet creeper

a person who seems completely normal at first, and then when you get to know them or spend time with them turns out to be a creeper
by lovergirl89 March 19, 2008
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in the closet

A person that is secretly gay.
Your so far in the closet that your opening presents.
by Wthtimeizit December 27, 2009
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Cometishian

A cometishian is a sport that involves real skill. Entry is open to any person who wishes to take part, regardless of their skill level.
They should make the WSOP a play money tournement.
No buy-ins, and no cash prizes. Just the braclet and glory. Also, this way the game will be seen less as gambling and more a game of skill, a real cometishian, a sport.
by Jabba021 November 21, 2010
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Closet Glee

N. an apparently Glee-hating individual who constantly hates on the show (usually a straight, but slightly effeminate/sensitive male) but actually turns out to be an avid fan
Closet Glee's usually "come out of the closet" and admit their love of the show after sustained talk of musical numbers and Sue Sylvester
Ex.

Girl: "Did you guys watch Glee yesterday? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW THEY'RE DOING AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT BRITTANY SPEARS!!!!!"
GUY: "Glee is such a stupid-ass waste of time, they break out in song like every 5 minutes and who gives a flying crap about whether Rachel and Finn get together.. "

Girl: "How do you know about Rachel and Finn if you don't watch the show?"

Guy: "... OKAY I ADMIT I'M A CLOSET GLEE.. I LOVE GLEE SO MUCH"
by Poet of the Streets October 1, 2010
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closet hater

The act of hating on somebody when they're not around, usually occurring when a group of people share a common feeling, arising like a mob mentality.
Person 1: Did you see the shoes Jesse was wearing today? They were ugly as hell
Person 2: Yeah bro, he must have been drunk when he bought them.
Person 3: Why are you guys being such closet haters?
by t3hunkn0wn January 17, 2011
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