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Coltan

Usually a boy. Super cool, likes to have conversations and talk a lot. Coltans tend to be pretty crazy but totally fun. They are really good singers, and tend to have really cool talents. Coltans are also super cute, smart, and sensitive!
That guy is super awesome, he must be a Coltan.
by Mafrisch January 10, 2012
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Cirtangle

When a rectangle runs down the hall and creates an elongated shape with a round forward facing circle.
Sagesure's new brand includes a cirtangle as the prize element of its design.
by SagesureBossets August 31, 2017
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A contained fart

A fart that is trapped in a area and the smell won't go away!
Mom just let out A contained fart the smell just wont leave the house!
by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018
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This video contains win

A meme on youtube where a user posted a video of robotnik saying pingas to the tune of kirby's gourmet music
this video contains win and moar
by mama weegee November 17, 2009
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post coital mental clarity

the few minutes after an orgasm in which a man feels he sees the world with a heightened clarity; as though he can see the world as it truly is, without emotions or sexual desire to cloud his view.

during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.

anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
"Shut up bitch! I'm enjoying my post coital mental clarity. thank you. would you make me a samich, please?"

"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
by leroach January 9, 2012
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Contact whore

Someone who accepts or makes friend requests on a multitude of social networking sites in excessive amounts, even with people they don't know. Contact whores usually compete with each other for supremacy.
Omg, this weirdo that I have never met in my life invited me on Facebook. He has 700 friends, total contact whore.
by Apollo121 September 3, 2011
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Post-Coital Piss

That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP
Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 17, 2018
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