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Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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concert back

The pain you get in your lower back from standing at a concert or gig for more than an hour. Only seems to affect those aged 30 or older.
I'm glad the gig didn't go on much longer as I had the worst concert back and really needed to sit down.
by S. Wednesday January 22, 2009
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pre-concert anxiety

when you are extremely nervous/have anxiety in the days leading up to attending a concert
jeremy: dude why am i so nervous about this concert?
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety
by anoooonnnnn April 14, 2022
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Concert Blast

The act of mercilessly finger blasting random slimes at electric raves or epic dubstep concerts.
Adam: "3-2-1----concert blast off!!"
Andrew "yeah!!!"
by Slampierce July 6, 2011
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Concert bathroom slut

When a women walks into the guy’s bathroom during a concert show just to give out free blow jobs and hand jobs
Friend #1: hey.. have you guys seen Chasity?

Friend #2: ugh.. I told you not to bring her.. she never watches the show.. you can find her in the guys bathroom… ALWAYS

Friend#1: yeah.. that chastity.. she is such a concert bathroom slut

Friend#2: yeah.. haha
by Jajajonny August 20, 2022
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