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Colin is a usually crappy dude. He smokes weed at least 6 times a day and avoids work as much as possible. Colins are normally found trying to interrupt the workflow and grind any progress to a halt. He will make any excuse to come on unnecessary adventures or avoid simple or helpful tasks.
Colin has went for his 4th "lunch break" today out in the back.
Colin by Kaiser Bismark May 1, 2018
Colin is a player. Colin is so annoying and he likes all the girls no matter what. He is decently smart but is super ugly and all girls are disgusted by him unless he pays them to date him.
Ewwww! Colin is picking is nose!
Colin by urbantruth14 December 12, 2018
A stupid idiot that has no friends. The only v he’s getting is viagra.
Colin by Go Kermit rope neck February 18, 2019
Cheating asshole who looks like a pedofile but somehow a handful of girls seem to be unhealthily obsessed with him. He moves on from one girl to the next, and blocks them out of his life like the typical dick. He is an animal in bed though.
Person 1- ew, is that colin? He’s so ugly.
Person 2- SHUTUP I love him
Person 3- he cheated on me last week then blocked me fuck him!
Colin by Beckys Butt February 26, 2019
Fag, swag, dick bag. Really really gay. Whenever hes fucking he likes to finish with a "you got aids now!!!" Ugly cunt that plays sports that are meant for girls such as Tetherball, Tennis, and Volleyball.
Me: Colin is a fag.
Girl: he really is.
Colin by Mr.Cunt Rocket July 27, 2016
Someone whose favourite food is a cockmeat sandwich. Typically called a Colin
Colin by AftComet February 20, 2009