closest friend

Someone you is not your boyfriend or girlfriend but someone who lifts you up. They are probably more then a friend, but less than a boyfriend or girlfriend.

My closest friend asked if she could help me with my homework.

by BlastGhost20115 July 16, 2016

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closed on sunday

the action of fondling a man's dick while he has pants on (for best results, get consent).

i just gave my pookie bear a closed on sunday

by kolibeilfuss August 14, 2022

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A term for shitting in relation to whether you are wearing pants, closed fist is with pants on, whilst shitting without pants would be open handed. Other ways to say: Closed Fisted Shit, Closed Fist Shit

Dude James is Closed Fist Shitting himself!

by Flore_M September 22, 2021

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Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)

The act of smiling without showing one's teeth so the lips are stretched wide across the face while remaining closed. If done correctly, looks mischievous, but mostly creepy.

"Okay for this pic, don't smile, let's Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)."

Also a noun:

"That is one creepy looking CMS."

by IFLEMV September 12, 2013

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Closet Panic Shitter

When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.

Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!

by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011