A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
Get the Presidential Circle Jerkmug. 
Get the circle jerkmug. Timmy! You better not be having a circles jerk again! That's not what I meant by do your math homework!
by TrickyPiggy January 8, 2019
Get the Circles jerkmug. Dude did you see that Rick Moranis looking dude by the hardwood floors van. He’s the guy who leads the Brazilian Circle Jerk in back of that hardwood floors van.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz October 26, 2025
Get the Brazilian Circle Jerkmug. One queen rules the butthurt super jabber circle jerk, with an repetitive and effusive load loosening that no rival can match.
by Gone Phishing December 7, 2022
Get the Circle jerkmug. When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018
Get the floating circle jerkmug. by bitch squad October 9, 2016
Get the jerk circlemug.