Chemistry

The act of jacking off a donkey in the name of science.

No Anwar I can't go to the movies with you tonight, I have Chemistry homework.

by _Bee_ August 9, 2022

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A class that I slept through

"Hello, Mr. and Mrs. (Insert name here). This is your child's chemistry teacher. Your child slept through the whole class today!"

by AlexWolf August 11, 2022

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A notion of a mysterious attraction between two people via email. Most commonly happens with online dating. After reading a profile and sharing pictures, you flirt continuously via email until an eventual meeting takes place to see if true chemistry exists.

I met this guy online and we started emailing back and forth. It was amazing but I think we had email chemistry which only made me want to meet him in person more.

by KMPizze November 7, 2011

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I love chemistry

Gay slang for “I wanna get fucked in the ass”

-“I love chemistry so much man it’s my favourite subject!!”
-“damn look at you craving for some dick jeez calm down we get it you want to get some raw dick up that ass”

by Idk6940 November 21, 2022

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Pornographic Chemistry

Pornographic chemistry is one of the most significant sciences we study daily in our world. Pornographic chemistry is the part of the porno where the two actors (whatever role they happen to be playing) act out the beginning of the story before the sexual contact actually takes place. It takes a very dedicated person to study each film they watch, gathering all the details from the beginning, climax and ending, before eventually climaxing and receiving post nut depression (PND). It is a risky science to go into to but the rewards one gains from such studies provide endless opportunity.

Yo man you should've seen the science research I got done last night! Pornographic chemistry is literally the best science there is!

by King Yaroslav October 30, 2019

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