Angle cumshot

When a woman is feeling unsafe and needs the bartender to help them

Woman: I need an angle cumshot

Bartender: who
Woman: the man in blue is getting agressive
Bartender: I got a bullet for you
Then has casual sex with woman

by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022

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Cumshot

When a man uses his warm water gun on a woman, this can cause severe burns to the eye, pussy and nipples when shot in the direction of these. The only place you are meant to shoot your white liquid water gun is a woman's mouth (or man if that's your thing). This creates a sweet flavour and a texture similar to an egg yolk.

Zoi: OH BABY PLEASE SHOOT YOUR CUMSHOT IN MY MOUTH TONIGHT

Big Zaddy Arki Papi: Say less baby

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022

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reverse cumshot

A reverse cumshot has been properly executed, when a man has reached his climax in a womens mouth. After this the women needs to keep the load in her mouth until the man tells an incredibly good joke, so the women starts laughing and thus for the semen comes out of her nose. She shall aim for the man, otherwise the technique is not properly executed.
If the women hits the man, congratulation, you just executed a reverse cumshot!

Bob: Man, I wanted to try out a reverse cumshot with my gf.
Jack: Ok whats the matter, did she miss you?
Bob: No she didn't laught about my joke. :(

by SekkiGamer October 24, 2022

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