Cumshot

ONE BIG ASS SNEEZE.

It's like a soggy cookie that gets soaked by milk:/ lol..

Random dude:YOOO my cumshot was like a gunshot man it just blew her the fuck away haha
Other random dude:Okay?

by JCD2021 July 20, 2021

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Scottish Cumshot

a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)

i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.

by authenticgoth August 9, 2024

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A reverse cumshot has been properly executed, when a man has reached his climax in a womens mouth. After this the women needs to keep the load in her mouth until the man tells an incredibly good joke, so the women starts laughing and thus for the semen comes out of her nose. She shall aim for the man, otherwise the technique is not properly executed.
If the women hits the man, congratulation, you just executed a reverse cumshot!

Bob: Man, I wanted to try out a reverse cumshot with my gf.
Jack: Ok whats the matter, did she miss you?
Bob: No she didn't laught about my joke. :(

by SekkiGamer October 24, 2022

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Uzbek's cumshot

A cumshot with blood

David:john have you heard that kasper gave jessica an uzbek's cumshot?
John: a what?

by Lordkaczmark December 5, 2021

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frozen cumshot

A frozen cumshot is when 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse in an area with freezing temperatures (E.G. Sibera), and the cum freezes onto the skin.

man: "IM BOUTTA BLOWWW"
woman: "I'm about to get a frozen cumshot because I am engaging in sexual intercourse in Sibera and the cum will freeze onto my skin due to the freezing temperatures."

"Larry gave me a frozen cumshot when we were in Sibera."

by foup December 28, 2023

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