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clit commander

A Commander of the Clit. Not quite a General yet however someone who gets lots of pussy.
I am the clit commander. I own you, you little bastard...ooohhhh...you little bastard...BONG!
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beaver commander

A master of the female lady parts. A slayer of the woman vagina. Slay the beaver..if you know what I'm saying.
Trevor met Sally and before he knew it he was her beaver commander.
by Beaver Slayer 307 April 18, 2014
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Weeb Commander

The one and only true weeb commander for all the weebs - Yvonne <3
She didn't choose the life of a weeb commander - It chose her - Albert, the magician
She is the chosen one!!
W: Do you know who the weeb commander is?

E: Of course man, It's Yvonne from Offline TV
W: YEAH MAN!!

E: Bro, type the name Yvonnie in twitch
B: Who is this man?
E: Don't you know - She is Yvonne - Yvonne, the weeb commander
E: Our weeb commander
by Shiniiichii February 15, 2019
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Space Commander

Penis, also can be used to call someone a dick.
"Space Commander Scotty ready for lift-off!"
by MORDEKAISER ES NUMER UNO September 28, 2011
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Field Commander

The more logical name for the drum major who conducts for the band.
Keep your eyes on the field commander. He will give you the tempo.
by supernemo May 21, 2013
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Master-And-Commander Debate

A trivial argument based in little more than the semantics or language used to formulate the argument.

NOTE: Despite the simple nature of said argument, the debate can often grow so passionate that everyone not involved leaves the room to go watch the movie somewhere else.
Come on guys, this is just turning into a Master-And-Commander Debate.

Take your Master-And-Commander Debate somewhere else!

Here they go again with a Master-And-Commander Debate...

EXAMPLE OF A MASTER-AND-COMMANDER DEBATE:

A- "Can you imagine being him? They just cut the rope and left him out to sea. Would you just cling to the mast for dear life? I mean, wouldn't you just let go of it and swim as fast as you could towards the ship?"

B- "Haha, no. I would swim after it."

A- "You mean, 'YES, I would swim after it.'"

B- "No... I mean 'NO, I would swim after it.' As in 'No, I wouldn't just cling to the mast.'"

A- "But that's not the question I asked. I..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)

C- "So who did you guys decide was right?"

A- "We agreed to disagree."

B- "No we didn't."

A- "We didn't? What, did we conclude I was right?"

B- "Well I assumed that's the only way we would end it."

A- "No. We just eventually dropped it. Thus, we agreed to disagree."

B- "Dropping something doesn't necessarily mean 'Agree to disagree.'"

A- "Yes it does!"

B- "No..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)
by C0mfortablyNumb February 21, 2011
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penile commander 2000

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
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