like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.

Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

by bitchuck May 26, 2025

Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.

"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."

by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017

Colonel Coma

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.

Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "

by samuwool November 13, 2011

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

colonel sanders

When you have intercourse with hot sauce on your penis. :)

after i gave her the colonel sanders she ran to the bathroom yelling "IT BURNS".

by BOOMERWASHERE February 14, 2009

dirty colonel

When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards

Ollie recieved a dirty colonel after he rolled around in shit

by Jackson Goodwin August 1, 2022

Colonel Sanders

When the creampie is so hot that you lick it off your fingers.

It's" finger licking good".

Dude I'm telling you it was so hot I even gave her a Colonel Sanders.

by Nastyneeder February 8, 2019