Coldplaying

Your significant other, spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend gets caught cheating on you, anywhere but more so on social media.

Damn bro... your girl is Coldplaying you.

You got Coldplayed last night
I was at a concert last night and saw your husband hugging on another lady. Gurl.. he is Coldplaying you.

Bro.. you better be careful, I heard your girl is a Coldplayer
Coldplay, Coldplaying, Coldplayer, Coldplayed

by Captain1969 July 20, 2025

Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.

Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!

by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025

Listening to Coldplay with the Bois

An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.

"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."

"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."

by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025

Coldplayed

The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public or during major events.

“Yeah, Sandra was just Coldplayed.”
“He got coldplayed.”

by Ethelc August 22, 2025

Coldplayed

To get caught cheating on your spouse.

The AI Tech was recently Coldplayed at a concert.

by Lolhahaoops July 20, 2025

coldplayed

The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.
2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.

"Bro thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000. He got Coldplayed hard.

by uhhhisthisthingon July 18, 2025

Coldplayed

(V.) To be seen in the wrong place, at the wrong time, with the wrong person.

That CEO and CPO got Coldplayed on the Kiss Cam at the concert.

by Colomark July 20, 2025