Coldplay

When the prostitute mugs you after having sex and you’re still naked

That girl I met at the bar last night totally coldplayed me.

by Oonigooni July 29, 2025

Coldplayed

1. The act of being unintentionally caught cheating, especially in a public setting, often during a major event like a concert or game.
2. To be seen in the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time, resulting in public exposure.

Bro thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000. Then the kiss cam hit. He got Coldplayed hard.

by Actix July 19, 2025

Coldplayed

When you do something you totally know is wrong but do it anyway, in grand fashion, for all the world to see, only to be mercilessly ridiculed with memes and gifs, and karma kicks you so hard it costs you 1/2 of everything and your job.

I can’t believe you took your side chic to a concert…out in public…moron! You been thinkin’ with your d*ck….your sh*t’s dumb and you just got coldplayed!

by Suarez84 July 19, 2025

Coldplayed

Used for when you are caught having an affair on the kiss cam at a coldplay concert

Oh do I see my wife on the jumbotron, hes been coldplayed

by ksangeth July 31, 2025

Coldplayed

When you get onto the kiss cam but the person you're with isn't your significant other.

Person #1: "Hey, did you see Jim on the Jumbotron at the game last night?
Person #2 "Sure did! He got Coldplayed! Hope his wife didn't see that!

by Curse Reversed July 20, 2025

coldplay

verb
To get busted on the jumbotron mid•concert while getting cozy with someone who's definitely not your spouse. Also
applies to sports events.

Andy and his HR executive got coldplayed last night; he tried to duck, but it was too late: the crowd was impressed by how shy they looked.

by Antunísio July 19, 2025

Coldplayed

To be seen at the wrong place at the wrong time.

That CEO was coldplayed when he got caught on the kisscam.

by lewy_lewy July 23, 2025