climbing crib critter

Mature baby who bolts from the stroller and jets up the climbing wall at the inflatable play center.

Somebody grab that climbing crib critter before they get to the top of the rock wall!

by TR Arterburn December 4, 2025

Climbing Vine

its a sexual position where a very short girl (midget/Dwarf) climbs a tall mans leg untill she reach the penis. Then she latches on with her mouth and poop golden eggs (golden butplugs)

"me and Caroline sure as hell did the climbing vine last night"

by CurZeboi June 12, 2019

Russian Climb

Any ridiculously high, often illegal climb up a tower, building or other structure, most commonly achieved by crazy Russians.

Did you see that video of the two kids who climbed to the top of the crane at the tip of the Shanghai Tower? It was the craziest Russian Climb I'v ever seen.

by Quazzy Hart May 16, 2014

muff climb

When a girl hangs from a rafter or a rope while having oral sex performed on her by someone else also hanging from from said rope/rafter.

I saw a super hot video of two girls muff climbing.

by ZaFeesh April 22, 2017

Climbing a tree

Sex with a tall girl

Climbing a tree: Vro I’m boutta climb a tree tonight

by Draxs pseudonym June 1, 2024

The Climb

the Climb is the mythical sisiphian journey that people undertake when going through hardsips. the term was revived after a elden ring YouTuber named skumnut used the term when describing the intense pain and agony that comes from playing difficult games such as elden ring. It was also founded by Jared Leto, the funny dude who somehow made one fire song.

random dude: Dawg what the fuck you literally cant dodge that
Friend: Dawg its about The Climb, you gotta believe in Jareds godly power!

by cocosenpai67 June 14, 2024

Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

by V3_JT September 14, 2021