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Climbing Mt Everest

When you lick your way slowly up to the top of ones nipples.
Dude, my gf told me I can take her climbing Mt Everest some time! I'm so stoked!
by Queer_Qenton August 2, 2016
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Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin
by Stretch04 October 5, 2023
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Air climbing

To put on aires. To act superior to others. To act superior when you are perceived to be in an inferior position.
Why you air climbing?
by LisaDarrin August 3, 2021
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Tree climbing

When an older women intentionally will seek out much younger men for her own selfish sexual pleasure !
Look out she’s tree climbing again tonight only young sexy men need to worry!
by Tree climbing gilf February 28, 2023
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Distance Climb

Distance climbing is the act of climbing or scaling a surface in a video game that’s cool!
“Hey check it out, Todd is playing among us, AND HES DISTANCE CLIMBING!”
by The real alix August 3, 2023
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Russian Climb

Any ridiculously high, often illegal climb up a tower, building or other structure, most commonly achieved by crazy Russians.
Did you see that video of the two kids who climbed to the top of the crane at the tip of the Shanghai Tower? It was the craziest Russian Climb I'v ever seen.
by Quazzy Hart May 16, 2014
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I saw her climb up a wall

No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.
Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."

Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
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