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country thunder clap

The sound of your cousin's balls slapping against your body.
It was during the family camping trip of '94; I was in a deep sleep when I was startled by the vibrating ricochet of a REAL country thunder clap.
by cilantrodick March 22, 2016
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The double shark fin clap

When a gentleman would place his hands together as about to pray.. while his lady friend would be on all fours...

With out warning all eight digits would be finned right up the lady's grit pipe... the gent would gracefully clap while performing his moment of triumph
Fuck me bruv, got so nutted last night this sort let me use the double shark fin clap
by Munky innit January 2, 2017
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shit in your hands and clap

When someone is pissing you off, you really want to tell them to get fucked….. but you’re not that rude !
Hey man……” go shit in your hands and clap “! Visual
by Trav Brown February 26, 2022
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ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat
ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.
by bogart March 7, 2005
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Fat-Clap

When two fat people are gettin' it on there's the sound of their fat clapping against one another hence the name fat-clap
Joe:Why you actin' so wierd today jeff?
Jeff:'cause last night it was my parents annerversary and i could hear the fat-clap commin' from their room, it was disturbing.
by Mr.Trips ( jacob barile) December 28, 2007
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Thunder Clap

When your girl is riding you, she is going up and down on your dick and you about to nut. She comes down one last time hard as fuck and you cum and when she come down the last smack sound like a thunder strike.
When I was with my nigga last night he made me thunder clap.
by average dick jr May 21, 2016
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3 step clap

Procedure follows in 3 steps:

1. Jam open palm hand in vagina.

2. Embed open palm hand in ass.

3. Clap her insides like wind up monkey.
I infixed my hand in her vagina, fused my other in her ass, then I clapped with the intensity of a naked warrior. 3 step clap.
by jessssss January 1, 2009
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