I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.
by Stretchy Foreskin November 05, 2021
Originally invented by the Jews, it’s not barbaric get over yourselves! Many girls prefer circumcised because they look nicer. I can give a list of personal friends of mine that have said they prefer it. Being uncircumcised isn’t bad, but don’t be hating on those who are. Maybe I’m biased bc I’m Jewish but who the hell cares.
Person 1: I just got with that guy over there last night
Person 2: Omg was he Circumcised?
Person 1: yes!
Person 2: damn imma have to slide into his dms
Person 2: Omg was he Circumcised?
Person 1: yes!
Person 2: damn imma have to slide into his dms
by jewgirl May 22, 2023
The act of placing one’s genitals in between the extending cd reader on a desktop and then slamming it shut
by Skrompi March 16, 2022
Get the I can see the circumcision scar mug.
by Cheeseitgang January 04, 2021