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Sophisticated Cannibalism

When you commit cannibalism for a reason other than survival, religion or tradition. These often include the taste, the experience, a weird fantasy or other reasons
John: JOE YOU MONSTER, YOU ATE HIM!! YOU ATE JAMES! YOU CRUEL CANNIBAL!
Joe: At least it was Sophisticated Cannibalism, I'm not some primitive monster. I have standards
by SchneemannDerAllerEchte February 25, 2024
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Vegan Cannibal

Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides
I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.
by Goose9461 September 5, 2022
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Cannibalism

when people go munchin on their own kind

So like if a gingerbreadman ate their house
Or if a person ate their mom’s hand
Did you hear the news?
A person ate their friend!
Ayo isn’t that cannibalism?
by Warmsoupiswarm January 15, 2022
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double cannibalism

when your bestie says you should eat each other out.
anna: lets eat each other out
milluki: hoe that's double cannibalism
by annaa.rosee July 22, 2021
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romantic cannibalism

the loving act of consuming (both literally and metaphorically) a lover/romantic interest in order to keep them with you for the rest of your life.
she ingested him completely, bones and all- an act of romantic cannibalism.
by skintothebone July 25, 2024
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Dishrack Cannibal

A person who takes recently washed (or dirty but re-useable) kitchen utensils or crockery from a dish rack rather than taking new ones out of the drawer or washing their own.
Zak: There are no clean teaspoons in the cutlery drawer...
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!
by peanutismint July 14, 2011
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Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
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