Butthole Mania

An un expected onslaugt of diarrhea.

Dude i went to take my pants off to take a shit, the all of the sudden I starded spraying liquid shit everywhere uncontrollably. My friend called it Butthole Mania.

by Manimal5915 February 25, 2011

loose butthole

something bad, not good, misleading, unpleasant, or just straight messed up

guy1: i totally broke your bowl(marijuana pipe)

guy2:dude thats loose butthole

by EASTSIDEGSALLDAY June 12, 2011

butthole surfer

All these diffinitions are incorrect really, The band 'The butthole surfers' actually used this as their name because of all the things people would associate with it. What it actually means is when someone is running along and fall on their ass and slide on the grass. That is butthole surfing.

I love butthole surfers they own. Yas are all rpobably gunna gimme thumbs down but Its true!

by PWnaGE March 6, 2005

butthole bingo

Someone playing Bingo with your butthole meaning

Hey Jeff, your going to jail tonight and your going to have a good time playing Butthole Bingo with the Guys.

by OMG it"s League god April 16, 2017

butthole sweats

Where you are in a public place (like school or a museum) and you have a mad batch of diarrhea brewing... its so bad that you're clenching your anus so as not to leak out any butt sludge before you safely arrive at a toilet... in the meantime, you have a stream of sweat running down your back, and down your butt crack...

I ate some bad meatloaf at lunch today, and later I got a terrible case of the butthole sweats while in english class... I thought my colon was going to explode all over my chair!

by Flantari2 September 5, 2014

lick the butthole

A metaphor for loving someone with sincerity and longevity

If you really love her, you have to lick the butthole

by Easy129 August 20, 2017

WiFi Butthole

The point at which your WiFi signal is total crap but your cell phone refuses to switch over to using cellular data and your connection is useless, e.g., browser is stuck spinning, app is not responsive and won’t load new content.

Jane: Hey Jack, check out this photo I just posted on Instagram.

Jack: I can’t do crap on my phone right now because I’m stuck in the WiFi Butthole outside my home. Give me a minute so my phone will switch to cellular.

by smashdev64 May 25, 2018