Brooke

Brooke is annoying but still the best bitch ever. She is not dating anybody. She doesn't give a fuck at all. She is beautiful and amazing.

Have you seen brooke today?
Brooke is probably sucking dick.
Hey brooke.

by Suckmy dingleing November 6, 2018

Brooke

A blonde psycho girl that laughs at anything and everything. She is the homie but she is wierd as fuck

A: You see that psycho chick over there?
B: Who Brooke?

by Tfranny29 December 2, 2015

Brooke

A slang word for male semen.

"OH MY GOD, I'M BROOKING!"
"OH, I just brooked all over your tits!"
"Dude, you've still got Brooke in your hair, you fucking tramp"
"OH, she totally swallowed his Brooke."

by Sydal_ December 29, 2009

Brooke

An emo girl who refuses to wash her hair on the premise that it makes it look better. Usually likes to disrespect her elders and vandalise other people's property for no reason. Confronts older people with insults, attacking any semblence of intellegence. Wears way too much black eye make up and hideous boots. In denial of her own promiscuity and jealous of any one else who finds happiness. Normally fuels rumors that are made up by her dispicable friends. Acts tough when in fact she could be easily beaten up by the nearest four year old. Spoiled rotten and intensely conceited. Has a big mouth and does not understand who she should NOT confront.

Did you hear that Caroline pulled a Brooke and cursed off that old lady?

I heard Brooke dropped out of high school and got engaged. Is that true?

by colbertnation002 March 9, 2009

Brooke

The biggest whore to ever walk the face of the planet

She's worse than a slut. She's a Brooke

by King Dozer November 27, 2011

Brooke

fat skank who likes to roll down hills.. because she's fat

look there's brooke rolling down a hill!
whatta fatty

by ilikebums May 18, 2011

Brooke

A Stupid little SLUT, Who is a clepto. She has sex with anything with two legs that walks. STD infested Cum guzzling gutter Slutt(:

Woah that brooke is a hoe

by SporkSpoonFork June 28, 2009