Bronze Celery

Bronze Celery Is a mid editor

Pami is a better editor then Bronze Celery

by Bronzecelery July 27, 2021

Illini Bronze Tablet

One must travel to the Japan garden in the Arboretum at UIUC with a sturdy fishing pole. Using some local worms, they must fish out one of the koi fish from the pond. Then, in one swift motion, they must both pry open the koi's mouth and shit inside of it. The fish must then be vigorously shaken like a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and chucked back into the pond.

Jimmy: "Hey, what did you do last night after leaving Legends?"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

Bronze 18

The embodyment of pure ownage. To be Bronze 18 is like being God, only Kiwi.

Zezima: I wish I was a Bronze 18! Gertjaars: Lol noob I own you.

by Herblore September 16, 2009

Bronze Player

A massive bronze that is bad at rl and someone who sucks Your Local Guides small peen and nuts over feet. Massive bronze.

That silverbronze over there can't even air dribble, what a bloody bronze player

by YourLocalFootWanker January 14, 2021

Bronze Monkey

The mixing of a 40 and a orange MD (MadDog) This is a variation of the Brass Monkey

Hey, man we are out of OJ. Just mix the 40 with your orange MD and make a Bronze Monkey.

by MasterGofen December 6, 2011

Going For The Bronze

Making your partner cum twice before you do, so you come in third.

God she was so hot...I thought it would just be a quickie, but I decided I was going for the bronze as soon as she got naked.

by DirtyNerdyAndWordy January 27, 2021

bronze bagel

Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.

“Yo, that band kid with the blond hair and the microcephaly is such a bronze bagel.”

by Big Guy LC June 6, 2023