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Brennan Balzi

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Brennan

a freak who dyed his hair white and looks like the kid from meet the robinsons. He acts like he can snowboard but knows hes to unathletic to stay up. he thinks hes cute but his ugly white hair ruins it. He also wears ugly patagonia hats.
brennan sucks
by quis long December 7, 2018
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Brennan read

He is commonly known amonst his colleagues as a dosser and a Karen. He constantly complains about anything he gets the chance to. Brennan is a chelsea hooligan who believes that they are better than every other team in existence. He often cries and shouts in disbelief when they lose a game (which is quite a common occurance). Brennan is required to drink at least 5 litres of caffeine per day or he will be moodier than he already is. Brennan takes joy in ruining other peoples day and watching them suffer. He despises poor people and often looks down on them from his high horse.
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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brennan

someone who will care for you. however he will give mixed signals if he likes you or not but will be the funniest, sweetest guy ever.
i met this person named brennan but idk if he likes me or not.
by Cool_kid_2.0 April 25, 2021
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Brennan

A fucking stupid ass idiot who is incredibly disgusting and not funny at all. His friends do not like him and is named goolin on all of his acounts. He is also a discord coomer kitten for the owner of the aba discord server.
"Did you here about Brennan's stupid ass antics again."
"Yeah, I just want him to stfu."
by Ronk(betterthangoolin) January 21, 2022
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Brennan Lee Mulligan

funny guy who knows a lot about birds and says hey gang. he plays dnd and game shows where the game changes every show
“Get in the comments!” ~ Brennan Lee Mulligan when he is not the host
by pink_lasagna July 3, 2024
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Brennan Jones

A big large rotund fatass that eats all day and has a double chin.
by bgallasd May 14, 2023
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