bowl cobra

a turd that coils itself around the toilet bowl, resurfaces from the water and comes back to "bite you in the ass"; also known as a plumber's nightmare, this large amount of fecal matter will leave the donor several pounds lighter after depositing it. Must be one continous coil of feces to qualify... no floaters and must break the surface of the water like a cobra out of the basket... no regular toilet snake

Bill: Hey bro, you've been in the bathroom for hours
Pete: Ya I had to drop the kids off at the pool, but instead of kids, it was a bowl cobra... the likes of which have never been seen.... it too 3 flushes and plunger to get that turd down the hole... plus i got crap marks from the bite, so i had to take a shower.
Bill: well, light a damn match or something.
Pete: Yeah, well i did, and half a can of air freshener, but that puppy lingers.

by Pete from Miami September 30, 2005

Crack the bowl

To defacate with such force that you literally crack the toilet bowl.

Jeff: Oh my god I need to shit so bad, I can tell it's gonna crack the bowl.

by jeff30000 February 4, 2008

Gentleman's bowl

A bowl of marijuana that is equally packed by each person in the rotation.

-Adam, Robert, and Tyler all contributed a bit of weed on the Gentleman's bowl.

-Adam: Wanna blaze a Gentleman's bowl?
Robert: Yea dude, I'll pack on top of yours.

by Shift000 November 30, 2010

Stuper Bowl

The Super Bowl for people who could give a lesser fuck about American Football and think football is full of idiotic and ignorant fans that epitomize various stereotypes of American culture.

Bill - "Who do ya think is gonna win the big game? I'm definitely gonna cheer on my Peyton Mannin' an' them Broncos!"
Joseph - "I'm not going to watch the Stuper Bowl because I don't like football."

by DeekBosko January 19, 2014

Fursuit Bowling

Fursuit bowling is a common furmeet activity, usually organized by a group of friends. When fursuit bowling, the members of the group will dress up in their fursuit and bowl whilst wearing it.

Jake: Dude, where were you last night?
Tom: I was fursuit bowling with some friends

by KrookedKnees April 13, 2020

Jamama Bowl

A delicious snack in a bowl with yogurt and Jello. Must be in a bowl to be considered a Jamama Bowl.

"Guess what my mom packed me for lunch? A Jamama Bowl!"

by LuciousSully April 5, 2013

toliet bowl

A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.

"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard liquor, the Browns and Raiders are playing in the toliet bowl!"

by P. Dub December 29, 2006