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Boweling Around

1. The Act of emptying your bowels.
2. Making suggestive almost fatherly noises revolved around shitting.
3. What Sammy does
John: What are you doing?
Sammy: Nothing, Mate. Just Boweling Around

Joseph: Oi Oi fam, we out here boweling
Sammy: I am The Bowel Fiend
by LT boi June 16, 2022
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Cabana-Bowel

The urgent, swift, and often painful need to evacuate the body post-consumption of the Taco Cabana "Cabana Bowl." This reaction is often contributed to by their large free salsa bar.
Man, we got pretty drunk and hit the Taco C, it was great but I woke up 4 hours later with a severe case of Cabana-Bowel. I couldn't sit right for hours.

Hey! 4 cups of salsa and onions? You're gonna get Cabana-Bowel!
by ZekeG August 9, 2012
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ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement

Taking a shit on an inter-Continental flight.

FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.
Do NOT go into the restroom: that guy just dropped a nasty ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement.
by NeologianPJG January 28, 2024
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The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.
Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.
by Arrackon May 29, 2010
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Demonic bowel

Having laxatives while wiping with itching powdered toilet paper or poison ivy.
Marc: jeez I just had a demonic bowel last night.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.
by foolish--1 May 16, 2018
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bowel seepage

Uncontrolled weep from the anus
Mum , I've got bowel seepage
by Jimmeh Rickard April 11, 2019
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Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024
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