The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.

Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.

by Arrackon May 29, 2010

Blue bowels

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.

“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”

by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022

Blue Bowels

The feeling you get when your very hungry and are under the impression that you're going to get some grub, but for whatever reason food never comes .

Jake: hey whens the pizza guy going to get here?
Frank: dude, i had to cancel the pizza I need weed money
jake : wow you dick thanks for the blue bowels

by jakerater February 22, 2011

bowel mason

A bowel mason is a person that like to play and interact with poop. They are also some who enjoys anal sex.

Shelley has her 3 rd date with Rick. Shelley was a little freaked out as Rick turns out to be a bowel mason,. Tough she did say he was quite the artisan.

by Torbert November 9, 2022

bowel

peluquin

oh shit look, trump's bowel lit af again

by martatarta April 14, 2018

bowel eternity

Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation

It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.

by Anarchon March 21, 2021

bowel hits

The act of inserting a "whip" (vaporizer inhalation tube) into the anal orifice and 'Vaping' (inhaling the vapor of) Cannabis through the act of heating the dry herb, stopping before the point of combustion.

Ex.1: Jeff turned on the vaporizer, it heated up, and Everyone , anus out, lined up to take "bowel hits."
Ex.2: sometimes you don't want to share the same anal whip when taking "bowel hits."

by Deviant 4321 December 30, 2016