Deluxe Blumpkin

the act of receiving a blowjob while simultaneously taking a dump, peeing, and eating pizza, or maybe cake. if you accomplish this, i'm proud.

To my knowledge, no one has ever received a Deluxe Blumpkin.

by simbaluv717 November 5, 2009

Blumpkin Queen

One who is the best at giving blumpkins, which is the act of sucking a man's penis while he is taking a poop on the toilet.

Lauren is the new blumpkin queen.

by neemdawg September 3, 2010

pumpkin blumpkin

The standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you're so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to orgasm. It's a seasonal thing - like the bj version of the shamrock shake.

It was Halloween night and I could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old "pumpkin blumpkin"

by steve ryans October 4, 2009

Sloppy Blumpkin

The act of recieveing a blumpkin with your vomit being used as lubrication.

After rob had thrownup in the stall, stephanie proceded to crawl under the stall getting throwup on herself during the process. She then gave him a sloppy blumpkin.

by joabvouabf April 17, 2010

Blumpkin punch

When receiving a blumpkin one takes it to another level and punches the sucker in the back of the skull. Rude and efficient.

"Wow, you hit her pretty hard Rick. Why'd you give her a blumpkin punch?"

"Because there's nothing more humiliating than being punched in the back of the dome while blowing a dude on the shitter."

by Jim2 January 10, 2009

Blumpkin Decker

To receive a blowjob whilst depositing feces in the upper tank of a toilet.

A combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.

As vengeance for not being given a tour of my friend's dairy, I enlisted his sister’s help in performing an blumpkin decker in his bathroom.

by porkchopbiscut October 24, 2004

road blumpkin

Getting blumpkin while driving.

"Broseuf, last night, I was driving this chick home, she started giving me road blumpkin like it was fucking Christmas. I made her clean up both messes after she finished. Bong."

by Nick Mas December 17, 2006