BLAKE

Keeper of no love.

Blake has no one. But he really has many friends yet he refuses to believe such a thing could ever exist

by Palpably August 6, 2022

Blake

Exploits your secrets when you do something he's not fond of, acts like a hard ass when he's around his only friend. At first he seems like the sweetest person you've ever met until he breaks up with you in front of his only friend. Then wants to act all sweet the next time you talk to him & he wants to apologize for being a hard ass. But you don't care because he's ugly anyways.

your boyfriend broke up with you and calls you names
OMG YOU'RE BEING SUCH A BLAKE

by hazel eyes bitch September 28, 2020

Blake

A complete dick with no sense of humour. Another word for a hard penis.

That guy has an insane boner!

He must be a Blake!

by ADSweatless April 13, 2020

Blake

Blake is always annoyingly smart. He doesn’t talk a lot but always gets the BEST grades. His parents are usually rich but he doesn’t flex it because he’s humble. He always hangs around with the person everybody hates (usually a Sam) but that doesn’t matter because no one else talks to the Blake anyway!

“Blake what did you get in your exam?”
“1000000000%”
“Ok”

by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020

Blake

A very annoying and cringe individual who thinks that they are so special for talking in 3rd person and being self-centered. Probably has some undiagnozed schizophrenia. Someone please teach this b*tch how this world works. Also ur ed is not cool please get out. New mood = Blake (meaning cringe, annoying, embarrassing)

Dude I shat my pants…I feel like Blake

by EdSheeran’s shoe January 2, 2022

Blake

Blake is Awsten Knight, Geoff wigington, and Otto Wood. During interviews, the members of Waterparks will sometimes call themselves or each other ‘Blake’. Usually, Blake is Geoff, but it has been used for all three band members. We love Blake, and will always count Black as a meme bet of Waterparks.

You:My favorite member of Waterparks is Blake
Other parxi: Who’s Blake?
You: Its all three of them, they all identify as Blake
Other parxi: OHHH I like Blake as well.

by Parxi March 6, 2021

Blaked

When a popular magazine declares you "sexiest man alive" even though you're ugly AF.

Look at Leroy walking in here like he's The Shit. He's so Blaked.

by Tbheadmaster November 17, 2017