Bit the candy

to blow a stack of gas or to fart
like cut the cheese but worse

DAMN narayan you bite the candy again?
Fuck man B-Town smells like someone bit the candy here.

by narunphinator May 4, 2008

Bit Man

The opposite of a comedy "Straight Man." The funny, wacky, weird half of a comedy duo, making over the top or absurd bits for a straight man to react to. Actively disrupting the status quo which the straight man represents.

When you think about it, almost every SNL skit consists of a bit man and a straight man.

by lkt1999 July 21, 2021

jangly bits

the word british youtube sensation, charlie mcdonald, uses as a synonym for penis, or balls. probably both.

there's another one of those somewhere where you can see my whole jangly bits....

by oh charlie. August 2, 2010

bit of ruff

Used to dercribe a shag partner or bf/gf

Shes Mark's new bit of ruff

by Funki March 6, 2005

bit has

Sophie once made a goof when she was trying to call me a bitch ass, since then I have called Sophie a bit has when she is being stupid.

Replace bitch ass with bit has.

"Sophie is such a bit has sometimes."

"lmao, ya"

by sophiemadeagoof February 19, 2019

bit burning

A "Bit" is a technical term for the smallest unit of data, therefore "Bit Burning" is a digital or modern day form of book burning. Bit burning is the ritual destruction of digital information which represents an element of censorship and and usually proceeds from a cultural, religious, or political opposition to the information in question.

"Facebook spent the entire morning bit burning my entire group with 500,000 subscribers. " or "Pinterest just bit burned the bible from their platform." or "Youtube just bit burned Dustin Nemos, Alex Jones, and Prager."

by kookoopuffs August 28, 2019

nooner-bits

Not having actual sex during lunch, but having parts of it, like blowjob, eating out, fingering ect.... during lunch

"Jane and I pulled off some quick nooner-bits in the office earlier today."

by braves505 July 14, 2009