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Billie Joe Armstrong

The frontman of one of the most famous pop-punk bands in the world. Most musicians and past fans of Green Day will call him the band sellouts. I would agree to some extent, but I still respect them as musicians. I was an American Idiot fan for a short time. He's isn't the best guitarist in the world, in terms of complexity. although most teenage girls and posers will disagree. Married to his wife Adrienne and has 2 children. And though he doesn't give a shit what anyone says, American Idiot just screams "sellout" shit.
And his first guitar was a blue Fender Stratocaster he called "Blue"
Teenage Girl poser: LIEK, OMG BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG IS SO HAWT!!!11
Me: Shut up. Seriously, I bet the only Green Day album you know is American Idiot.
Teenage Girl Poser: Sh-shutup :(
by WaxTuna September 22, 2006
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Billie Joe Armstrong

the hottest man i have ever laid eyes on, and a kick-ass guitar player and singer, for green day he's married *grumble* to Adrienne Nesser, and has two kids, Joseph Marciano and Jakob Danger.
by Wouldn'tYOUliketoknow April 8, 2005
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billie eilish

my friend: you like the music
me: nah its billie eilish
by nig nug 420 September 13, 2019
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billie joe armstrong

Billie joe armstrong the leadsinger of greenday. a kickass band that people claim to be sellouts but are just as good a band as they were in the early 90's...you are not a fan of greenday just cause u think billie joe armstrong is hot......billie joe armstrong is a good guy and is married ....sorry teenies
pouser:OMFGZ billie joe armstrong is so hawt!!!11

me: name one song by greenday

pouser: OCEAN AVANUE!!!
by Danae June 20, 2006
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Billie

A girl so sassy, the earth rotates around her sass. Literally the essence and origin of all sass on earth and in the entire universe. She can also twerk innit.
Girl 1 : "Did you see that sassy girl twerking?"
Girl 2 : "Yeh! What a Billie!"
Girl 3 : "Are you girls talking about Billie?"
Girl 1 and 2 simultaneously : "Yeh and what of it?"
Girl 3 : "Chill out girls, I just want to hang with friends and smoke weed and be crazy}"
Girl 2 (looking at girl 1) : "Wow this girl is so boring, she can't be called Billie, no sass whatsoever!"
Girl 1 : "Yeh, we all know no one has more sass than the Billster"
Girl 2 : "Word."
The two girls leave the scene to the right of the stage, taking their hockey sticks with them. They leave the third girl on her own because she haz no saz lul.
by lovablenachos March 22, 2013
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Billie Eilish

Some fuckin shit ass musician who has metal tits and a big fuckin nest of spiders in her fuckin intestines.FYI her music is shit on steroids.
Gavin: Fuckin hell its that Billie Eilish cunt
Dylan:Yeah I can tell by the metal tits and the spiders she spewin out
by TheMadAussieKunt September 20, 2019
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Billie Eilish

a depressed and retarted teenager who went viral with a fanbase of 8 billion 14 year old girls who billie turned lesbian

Billie eilish's are mental people who make depressing music to be "relatable" but really they're just high and demon-possessed and talk about burying their friends and stuff
14-year-old fan girl: I bleepin love Billie. She's so relatable.

Me: If you think Billie Eilish is relatable I don't know what to think about you... I better run before you come and bury me.
by reese_loves_grande September 30, 2019
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