bellend

A nickname for someone with the surname bell.
An annoying sickly child.

Man that bell is such a bellend.
>>Bellend coughs rolls over and dies of a chest infection<<

by Bob March 21, 2005

belenda

One sexy piece of ass, Wacky sense of humor, brilliant sharp mind, someone who care to much for other, and sometimes no enough for herself. Willing to help anyone, Such a blast to be around. One in a million and can never be replaced

Belenda is fine

by Bk71 January 29, 2017

Benny Bellend

A boy who acts like a bellend

That boy is such a benny bellend.

Stop being a benny bellend.

GODS SAKE BENNY BELLEND

by x D bj October 18, 2008

Bellend

Slang for a the nob of a penis. A bellend is usually just a complete fuckwit who lowrides his skinny bent as fuck jeans with his globe high tops with a range of different clothing above the waist including a lakers snapback, DGK hoodie, gay wanna be gloves with the fingers half cut off, a beanie with an alcohol brand on it even though their gone after one cruiser they also plays music as load as his piece of shit sndroid speaker will go.

Hes an ugly cunt looks like a bellend

by NZ October 3, 2014

Bellend

This is a word that can define a person

"I think that Raj is a Bellend"

by See you at the Crossroads February 28, 2008

Bellend

Someone who although in the main is inoffensive can cause irritation by butting in and embellishing boring stories

He can't find her ankle chain the complete bellend

by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004

bellend

love me,....love my shorts. No seriously. It is basically a total ass head who finks he can say w/e he likes wen he cant. So pretty much a tosser. :D Girls can neva be called a bellend.

ummm......fin Whitehead . he is one for the moment anyway. it is possible for a man to work off his status.

by OhLookWhosAPratNotMe January 9, 2005