Belgian Vibrator

The act of two people putting their buttholest together and farting to get off simeltaneously from the vibration of the quivering of the buttholes.

me: You wanna try that butthole thing?
her: What butthole thing?
me: The belgian vibrator

by The creatorr1995 February 12, 2011

Belgian graduation outfit

A low-cut dress donned by a well-endowed female

I was minding my own business when suddenly this woman walks by in a Belgian graduation outfit.

by Madscientist09 June 12, 2017

Belgian Pancake

A Belgian Pancake is when a man shits upon another person, then proceeds to pat it down flat and ejaculate his semen on top as icing. Then as a couple the pancake is consumed.

Person 1 "Lastnight my husband suprised me with a Belgian Pancake"

Person 2 "That's nice, how was it?"

Person 1 "Nutty, with a hint of ammonia"

by Love Jacket January 30, 2015

belgian sugar balls

The act of dipping one's balls in molten sugar in the same fashion as a candy apple, and then proceeding to have their partner lick, suck, or bite off the sugar layer. Can also be used as a form of hair removal for the balls.

Bobby knew Jenna had a sweet tooth, so he gave her belgian sugar balls

by Anal Spork January 20, 2021

belgian air force

A flock of pigeons.

Yesterday, the Belgian air force pooped on my tractor before resting on a high wire.

by Dirt surgeon February 16, 2016

Belgian Circus Music

Used to describe a two bit poser electro noise band.

They're trying to be so DFA, but sound like Belgian Circus Music!

by whaxalot August 12, 2008

Belgian Hand Clencher

The act of smearing the penis in chocolate and Stella Artois and receiving a handjob from a Belgian prostitute. The receiver then blows their load onto a Belgian crepe, and the Belgian prostitute proceeds to eat it

I got a proper Belgian Hand Clencher last night, chocolate and Stella everywhere

by 4992 April 13, 2022