Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.

Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?

by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024

Baboon-smuggla

a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls

WOW!!! look achyo dumb ass!!! You is such a baboon-smuggla for tryin'

by zandasun October 6, 2015

Reverse Baboon

After the sun has scorched your lower cheeks during an aggressive tanning session, drop your shorts and begin twerking and backing your red sunburnt behind up toward your partner.

Mary: *Feverishly twerking and howling*
Kenny: “I’ve seen this before… I’m about to get me some reverse baboon!”

by Troll29 June 28, 2023

Baboons ass

A friend that acts like a asshole at a party and is jumping all over people like a baboon

Mike: wow ,that was some party last night wasn't it...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...

by Asheater July 17, 2016

Black baboon

A black baboon is a racial slur for the African American audience it’s another word for nigger the derogatory slur. This also applies to poor white individuals

Shut up you black baboon you have no rights

by Big boi lover January 4, 2024

Baboon kool-aid drinker

Black people that only drink kool-aid

Bob: Aye yo Tyrone what you drinking
Tyrone:Some of that good Ole kool-aid
Bob: You always did like kool-aid you baboon kool-aid drinker

by Lycanace February 1, 2023

Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?

Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?

Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 22, 2022