I am an acquisitions officer for an artillery unit in the Russian Army. Since mafia hooligans stole all of our equipment to sell to Kyrgyzstani rebels, we have been looking for a low-cost alternative to the T-80 Main Battle Tank. After successful trials at a facility in Moscow, this so-called "Badonkadonk" was approved for use in the Chechen theatre. Initial reports were favorable, but then somebody noticed that the tank lacked a cannon, treads, and armor, and possessed the engine of an electric bicycle. It did, however, have an excellent audio system, but this failed to compensate for its disappointing 100% mortality rate. Recommended only for use against Lithuanians.
by Kick@$$er March 19, 2016
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by sillhouette was frozen April 12, 2022
a big butt
by no0ooo0o0ooo0oo0o November 13, 2019
by lovthat March 09, 2021
a human tush, us. female, of considerable heft and possessing the ability to bob and sway as its possessor walks, dances, or drops it low on daddy's joystick. origin: derived from donkey, colloquially known as an "ass"
by quarterchub October 26, 2018
Person 1: “What’s with all the Pixar moms having a badonkadonk?
Person 2: “More like ‘Thiccxar’ their all dummy thiccc”
Person 2: “More like ‘Thiccxar’ their all dummy thiccc”
by Rando Idiot 420 November 26, 2020