Bellend

So, one day I was spoken to rudely and I replied with: "youuu bellend"

"I got Told to move out the fucking way, I said to the person "you bellendc

by TubOfLard May 26, 2022

Bellend

Get your mind out of the gutter it’s a village in England

I’m from bellend

by FP.27 August 16, 2022

bellend

literally means the end of a cock.

general fucking idiot. nobody likes a bellend.

self obsessed twat that usually smellf

‘how’s your brother?’
‘oh, he’s being a fucking bellend.’

by fucking slag September 29, 2022

Bellend

Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.

Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.

by noshush January 27, 2023

Bellendest

The most bellend of all. Someone who so much of a bellend that Is beyond the being a bellend.

Look at that lad he thinks he's a geezer but he's just the bellendest.

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellendest

The most bellend of all. Someone who so much of a bellend that is beyond the being a bellend.

Look at that lad he's thinks he's a geezer but he's just the bellendest in here!!

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellender

Someone who's more than just a bellend, but isn't quite the bellendest out there - is technically a bellender

- Man you're such a bellend!
- well if am bellend means you're basically the bellender in here!

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023