poop attack

"I never should have eaten those hot wings at Tilted Kilt. Five minutes later, I was suffering from a severe poop attack and had to make a mad dash for the disgusting public bathroom. It was full-on colon distress.
by Meatsplash June 22, 2015
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attack penis

An attack penis is when two men strip down then place themselves back to back and spin quickly in circles making attack helicopter wings out of penis’
Tyler and I got fucked up last night and did the attack penis!
by Og Onion God February 12, 2018
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mash attack

when you've been typing for ages and you're fingers duff up and just mash the keyboard for relief
(typing) so i was walking down to bob's house and (fingers duff) sfjkscjvbkdskjcnbkisd ngfbn gjed gjodf oyujh d godfiogv ghntoei vngoerig ptgpb... whoa that was a serious mash attack!
by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010
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Retard Attack

The inner retardation of a person all comes out at once resulting in a retard attack.
by PonyFighter28 November 04, 2021
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Fart Attack

A fart attack is an occasion when a person farts 5 times or more in a row. It usually occurs when someone eats veggie patties or some raspberry fig bars, but can still happen with any other meal. Some people even have to get gas pills because of how loud their fart attack is (if you fart a lot of times in a row silently then that’s not a real fart attack). It often sounds like a bomb attack and is disgusting. Please stay away from these kinds of people.
Damn punk why you farting so much?
Sorry I can’t control my fart attack.
by BigPutz41 April 29, 2022
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Sucka attack

Crying or feeling sad over a bitch or break up
After britni Shameless left B's been having sucka attacks left and right
by Bitches lie April 03, 2020
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Panik Attack

A moment in which feels about Joe Panik, a baseball player for the San Francisco Giants, strongly overcome a person.
The Giants are playing the Braves tonight! I'm going to have a Panik Attack!
by THGFan102 June 27, 2015
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