A man who overcame testicular cancer and has won the Tour de France numerous times. He also has his own line of yellow wristbands that are nothing short of sweet.
by Ryan Agee May 24, 2007
Get the Lance Armstrongmug. 1-v. the act of filling a girls vagina with a 18 inch or more cock and causing internal hemmoraging and days even weeks of walking bow-legged and may even sometimes require the use of a wheelchair or walking aid
2-n. a male whose sexual prowess is only matched by his witty banter and ability
2-n. a male whose sexual prowess is only matched by his witty banter and ability
Jacob Jupiter Armstronged Jody and broke two of her ribs.
Jacob is such a Jupiter Armstrong, thought Jody.
Jacob is such a Jupiter Armstrong, thought Jody.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
Get the Jupiter Armstrongmug. When in the shower one cups one's hand ovek the crack of their ass before releasing gas. Upon release, the hand is moved to allow for varying tonal control of the sounds emitted. (Like when Louis would cover the bell of the trumpet for a muted sound
I had beans last night and was able to blast out the m,elody to stardust with a Louis Armstrong this morning.
by Falls Guy May 13, 2005
Get the Louis Armstrongmug. by Ariana Grande-Butera July 8, 2014
Get the Madeline Armstrongmug. When you're having a threesome with 2 girls and you cum into one girl's mouth, then have her raspberry it into the other girl's asshole.
"I had such a great time at that party, and afterwards, I took those two girls home and managed to pull off a Louis Armstrong."
by Marty McSandyselfson May 25, 2006
Get the Louis Armstrongmug. Senator Armstrong is a senator that has nanomachines that could've gone pro if he didn't join the navy.
by sexymf99 July 3, 2022
Get the Senator Steven Armstrongmug. by melissa** June 29, 2006
Get the billie joe armstrongmug.