Eddie

A stupid junk that has no friends

You’re an Eddie.

by ttyer7 On YouTube XD May 8, 2018

Eddie

The typical highschool fuckboy. He will start to get close to you and your friends. Avoid him at all costs. Might turn into a stalker.

Eddie asked my friend for my address

by LegitPotao May 16, 2016

Eddie

a penis that stands erect at five inches or less

Look at that mans eddie! he must never get laid.

by bendovermeyers May 11, 2011

eddie

Another name, particularly by the African American population (especially in California), for a widow's peak. Also sometimes referred to as Dante's Peak.

Boy 1: John's head looks funny.

Boy 2: That's because he has a massive eddie

by CaliBoy May 1, 2008

Eddie

Gays ass fuck wants to be saed

Hi eddie

by Wanna be tazarface August 20, 2019

Eddie

An amazing friend who should be accepted by everyone and is not a bad or terrible person.

Jacob: Oh it’s Eddie *Jacob leaves chat

by squiggleSac September 21, 2018

Eddie

Ugly fat ass who masturbates in his bedroom while watching gay porn and is a big fat chode.

“You are such an Eddie”

by Mrs Murphy February 5, 2020