A person from the United States (a boss country). Someone who is usually pretty chill, educated, and likes to have a good time.
Anyone who hates on Americans can suck a fat dick! Like it or not the Americans run the music industry, olympics, wall street, they have the strongest military in the whole world, hell, our government even runs the mothafuckin planet!
by brits are cool 2. cept chavs. January 27, 2010
by Pollup April 17, 2008
Someone who cant point where China is on the world map
Someone who cant name all 5 members of the UN Security Coucil
Someone who cant name all G20 members
Someone from a country that makes the best movies in the world.
Someone who loves spending tons of money on cheap fake products imported from China that imitates their own country's product
Someone who redefines individualism and takes it to the next level
Someone from a country with the hottest chicks in the world but somehow settles for lesser chicks in some poor third world countries
Someone who shares the same birthplace as Miley Cyrus
Someone who cant name all 5 members of the UN Security Coucil
Someone who cant name all G20 members
Someone from a country that makes the best movies in the world.
Someone who loves spending tons of money on cheap fake products imported from China that imitates their own country's product
Someone who redefines individualism and takes it to the next level
Someone from a country with the hottest chicks in the world but somehow settles for lesser chicks in some poor third world countries
Someone who shares the same birthplace as Miley Cyrus
German: Guten Tag, ich heisse Schmitz.
American: .... Wassup!
German: Wie heissen Sie?
American: .... err, wassup?
American: Where are you from?
Indonesian: Im from Indonesia
American: Oh. Where is that?
Indonesian: You know Bali?
American: YEAH. So Indonesia is like in Bali?
Indonesian: -_-" No. Bali is in Indonesia.
Indian: Name a country that starts with 'A'
AMerican: America!
Indian: Im from Asia
American: No youre not. you dont look asian
American: THe Capital city of Asia is China
At "Global Young Leaders" Conference in New York, 2007
American: SO how do you connect to the outside world? Do you have the internet? Do you know what internet is?
Do you live in mudhuts?
Indonesian: Oh so thats what you call the thing you connect to from my blackberry.
American: Whats a blackberry?
Indonesian: Its like an iPhone but better
American: REALLY? do they have it in the mall? Do you know what a mall is?
Annoyed Indonesian: Yes. WE have more malls in Jakarta than the entire state of california
AMerican: Where is Jakarta
Annoyed Indonesian: *turns and walk towards the british*
American: .... Wassup!
German: Wie heissen Sie?
American: .... err, wassup?
American: Where are you from?
Indonesian: Im from Indonesia
American: Oh. Where is that?
Indonesian: You know Bali?
American: YEAH. So Indonesia is like in Bali?
Indonesian: -_-" No. Bali is in Indonesia.
Indian: Name a country that starts with 'A'
AMerican: America!
Indian: Im from Asia
American: No youre not. you dont look asian
American: THe Capital city of Asia is China
At "Global Young Leaders" Conference in New York, 2007
American: SO how do you connect to the outside world? Do you have the internet? Do you know what internet is?
Do you live in mudhuts?
Indonesian: Oh so thats what you call the thing you connect to from my blackberry.
American: Whats a blackberry?
Indonesian: Its like an iPhone but better
American: REALLY? do they have it in the mall? Do you know what a mall is?
Annoyed Indonesian: Yes. WE have more malls in Jakarta than the entire state of california
AMerican: Where is Jakarta
Annoyed Indonesian: *turns and walk towards the british*
by United States and America December 15, 2010
A person whos from america, heres some ways of spotting one:
1. their mostly obese. (all the burger king food)
2. they have the dumbest accents.
3. they always seem to think that their the best people ever. (they arent)
4. they have money called 'dollars'
5. they over-tip
6. they have an obbession with fast foods including, burgers, chips (which they call 'fries')(also called freedom fries), thats about it.
7. half of them are christian physcopaths.
8. their president is a total nutter, (millions of people hate him) and hes called bush, =.= nuf said.
9. they think all muslims are terrorists.
1. their mostly obese. (all the burger king food)
2. they have the dumbest accents.
3. they always seem to think that their the best people ever. (they arent)
4. they have money called 'dollars'
5. they over-tip
6. they have an obbession with fast foods including, burgers, chips (which they call 'fries')(also called freedom fries), thats about it.
7. half of them are christian physcopaths.
8. their president is a total nutter, (millions of people hate him) and hes called bush, =.= nuf said.
9. they think all muslims are terrorists.
fat american1: hey! wanna go get some burgers and fries?
fat american2: yeah sure!
fat american3 sees a man with a towl on his head: HOLY MOLY ITS A TERRORIST!!!!!! D:
guy with towl on head: <_< oh great.
fat american1&2&3 call '911'
THERES A TERRORIST AND HES GONNA KILL US , HE HAS A BOMB, ITS A REPEAT OF 9/11,
fat-ass 'cops' come: FREEZE!
towl headed guy: O_o i was just getting some burgers...
fat-ass 'cops' get out pepper spray and spray man in face, pushing him into the police car: your going away for a loong time!
towl headed guy: oh ffs this is the 7th time this week. =.=
fat american2: yeah sure!
fat american3 sees a man with a towl on his head: HOLY MOLY ITS A TERRORIST!!!!!! D:
guy with towl on head: <_< oh great.
fat american1&2&3 call '911'
THERES A TERRORIST AND HES GONNA KILL US , HE HAS A BOMB, ITS A REPEAT OF 9/11,
fat-ass 'cops' come: FREEZE!
towl headed guy: O_o i was just getting some burgers...
fat-ass 'cops' get out pepper spray and spray man in face, pushing him into the police car: your going away for a loong time!
towl headed guy: oh ffs this is the 7th time this week. =.=
by brit girl. August 30, 2010
by Katiypor July 11, 2008
by kyarorin July 11, 2008
"Oh boy, she actually rode you like a horse? That's American."
"You made a hundred on that test? That's American because you didn't even study."
"You made a hundred on that test? That's American because you didn't even study."
by Roaches August 29, 2006