Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.

"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."

by Goombaguy November 21, 2011

Rural alternative

A punk rock cowboy; a cowboy who identifies as punk rock

That bull rider is a total rural alternative

by Tbootscoot May 29, 2021

alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.

My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.

by Aireas April 2, 2016

Alternative couple

A stereotypical alternative couple is a girl with daddy issues and a drug addicted skater boy.

Isaac and Tia are such a cute Alternative couple!

by Sweatshirtstrings June 9, 2020

alternate elector

1. Seditious traitor.

A member of the GOP recommended alternate electors in an attempt to overturn the legal election.

by island thinker December 15, 2020

alternative vagina

The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.

Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.

by RBAK January 25, 2017

alternative culture

Alternative culture is a type of culture that exists outside or on the fringes of mainstream or popular culture, usually under the domain of one or more subcultures. These subcultures may have little or nothing in common besides their relative obscurity, but cultural studies uses this common basis of obscurity to classify them as alternative cultures, or, taken as a whole, the alternative culture. Compare with the more politically charged term, counterculture.

In London, Camden Town was known for its alternative culture.

by unkinkyjonas December 24, 2022