almost in love

the feeling of falling for someone but not being ready to admit being "in love".

I'm almost in love with that guy.

by kkpandypants December 30, 2014

Ya Almost Spilled Ma Oats!!!

A phrase you yell at someone when they almost do something bad to you.

Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....

YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!

by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2018

almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.

“Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”

by so.outrageous March 15, 2024

almost lawyer

A dedicated law student who chose not to study one night.... And then another night untill he/she failed a final. Leading them to a life of discouragement and failure..

Yeah that's guys an almost lawyer ... He had potential but it went to shit

by Yourconscience November 27, 2013

almost all nighter

Staying up for almost all night, usually to about 5:00am. A teenage (age 12- 14) form of an all nighter that is cut short, as to not be caught by your parents.

Geek1: What happened? You just logged off in the middle of the quest in the MMO!

Geek2: Sorry, but I was pulling an almost all nighter. If my parents saw me I'd be dead right now.

Geek1: Sux2bu

by JohnJacobJingleHimer Schmit June 20, 2008

I almost killed him

OOOH! OH! DID YOU NOW JOE ROGAN!? LOOK AT THAT! SEE!?

Hoe Rogaine "I almost killed him for saying a singer was shit! I can't even interact with Hym because I just wouldn't be able to control myself!"

Hym "Uh-Oh! I guess that means Matt Dillahunty has to be the boss of you forever! You can't maintain that you will kill certain people because you can't control yourself but that I need to be controlled and don't get rights. I guess no more guns for Joe Rogan huh? Did I kill Noah? Nope. Should have. And this just proves that you are doing this under false pretenses. So... They tried CEO... And They tried politicians.... Who will be next? Pundits? PLEEEEASE let it be pundits! Heheheh..."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

almost christmas

What the radio said

Phoenix Wright: “Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas”

by Random dude who likes deckers October 30, 2023