alfie

he’s a toxic person and normally they are really ugly .For some reason everyone bum licks him

Omg why is alfie texting me i hate him

by your nan eats my cum April 6, 2020

Alfie

A really cool guy, who has three pictures on his Instagram (usually), is under the second name stewart (typically). Alfie’s typically vape and have dark hair. They are very epic people who have skills when it comes to fortnite battle royale.

Who’s that guy there? That’s alfie, I think

by Skull3i January 29, 2021

Alfie stage

When u are completely obsessed with someone u feel u have no chance with

Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate

by Your nan123 December 23, 2019

Alfie Male

Like so he is kinda cool, funny, nice and gentle. Has a normal sized shlong

Ur an Alfie male

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Alfie France

Grade A loser who thinks he's the man.

Seen that guy over there? I know he's a right Alfie France.

by LeetheG May 26, 2020

alfie

doing absoolutely fucking nothing

Person 1 : im just watching youtube at home
Person 2 : you’re doing an alfie

by Big Lampost August 15, 2020

Alfie

A huge fan of My Hero Academia, Alfie is a rare creature whom is very Bootiful!Approach with caution because he snaps back!

Deku is the best person from my hero! Alfie said.

by ALFUOSNSISHSU August 6, 2020