gentle alaska

The act of masturbating an octogenarian using only the slightly greased soles of your feet

"What did Gertrude do after she left the senior center last night?"
"I hear she gave Milton a gentle Alaska..."
"Well, she did just get a pedicure yesterday..."

by KhaleesiDani47 May 9, 2017

Alaska royall

A girl who is really hot and all the boys want her aka the opposite of me

Wow sutch a Alaska royall
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by Laken Wallace March 21, 2019

alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)

My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time

by Bobfrig January 28, 2025

gnome alaska

The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus

Violently.

Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.

Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam

Into your butt

Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?

Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens

Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore

by Captain Magnanimous February 26, 2014

Nikiski, Alaska

A small town on the Kenai Peninsula, usually referred to as “Methghanistan” based on the meth labs on the corner of every street. It has a couple of local restaurants and a mini food market. That’s about it.

No one: “ Is this the walking dead?”
Me: “ No it’s all of the crackheads living in Nikiski, Alaska!”

by Dirtymax diesel 1999 December 7, 2020

Alaska

Do you want to give Putin Alaska too?

Hym "Should we give him Alaska too? We're just giving shit away apparently. Does he want a back rub? 2 goats and part of Australia? Why don't we just give him some guns too? Trump's wife is from Russia we can give her back too! Let's just entirely reform the Soviet Union! Deal master! It's like a fire sail! Everything Russia used to have goes back to Russia."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Alaska

Alaska
A fucken cold ass place not to be messed with it will fuck you over.
A beautiful yet still fucken cold place.
GREAT ASS WEEEEDDD ITS SOOOOO FUCKEN GOOD MAN!

Person1- yeah I do A FUCK TON of weed hbu?

Person2- yeah me too, have you been to Alaska tho? Their weed is tHe BeSt like FUUUUCCCKKKK.

by LIL MEME KWEEN!! @sadie_joyj June 9, 2018