The aaron

The art of finger fucking a pet tortoise

Oh wow Owen, did you see Joel give that tortoise ‘the aaron’? He was a good 3cm deep

by Gannonz July 13, 2019

Aaron

A particularly unreliable fuck, commonly found having extremely nappy hair. Its native habitat is Asia, but it's found in southern United States, among other places.

"I told you to do the damn dishes, stop being an Aaron!"
"Mother, can you help me with my homework?" "Shut up son, I didn't name you Aaron for a reason."
"Hey dad, I'm gonna take a shower now." "Good, wash that Aaron out of your system."

by Freeda Slaves November 10, 2013

Aaron

-verb
(Aaroning, Aaroned, Aaronation)

The act of obsessively depriving ones self of sleep in order to complete an extremely lengthy and tedious project.

Sorry I can't come out tonight, I've got to Aaron.

by Xtravirginoliveoil October 16, 2016

Aaron

Aaron is a white man who goes to a school with dumbasses and somehow doesn’t become one. His father went to go get milk but never came back. He’s definitely a bottom and hates being the top. You give him some candy and he’ll somehow fuck it. I think he’s pansexual. I think he did it with my lamp . My lamps looks like it’s suffering from the inside

Lamp: no , don’t do this

Aaron: I’m sorry I have to

by gwizloraxeatermmmmm November 17, 2019

Aaron

12 inch Womper. Please send nudes

Woah is that Aaron his womper looks alot bigger in person.

I've heard he goes for days drinking the tears of the less fortunate

by Fatlad95 March 29, 2019

Aaron

A goatified human being. He is superior to all other races.He is basically a king that every one should respect.He will take yo bitch on sight.Overall he is a different breed.

Damn he’s good at everything his name must me Aaron

by HeLoveTrin June 2, 2019

Aaron

An overly dramatic Nancy boy who occasionally likes the rim job.

Don’t know who he thinks he’s fooling he is obviously an Aaron.

by KravenMorehead December 13, 2019