The aaron

The art of finger fucking a pet tortoise

Oh wow Owen, did you see Joel give that tortoise ‘the aaron’? He was a good 3cm deep

by Gannonz July 13, 2019

Aaron

A particularly unreliable fuck, commonly found having extremely nappy hair. Its native habitat is Asia, but it's found in southern United States, among other places.

"I told you to do the damn dishes, stop being an Aaron!"
"Mother, can you help me with my homework?" "Shut up son, I didn't name you Aaron for a reason."
"Hey dad, I'm gonna take a shower now." "Good, wash that Aaron out of your system."

by Freeda Slaves November 10, 2013

Aaron

Aaron is the type of guy that will ask about every ones day before he tells you about his. He is sweet, funny, and sometimes more caring for others than himself. He is always the best person to talk to about a problem or just to talk. He is loyal and honest, except about his problems. He is a guy you never want to let go of.

Guy:So guys, how was your day?
Girl: You are such an Aaron
Guy:Only cause I care about you

by Udjshdhsnsjs July 16, 2018

Aaron

-verb
(Aaroning, Aaroned, Aaronation)

The act of obsessively depriving ones self of sleep in order to complete an extremely lengthy and tedious project.

Sorry I can't come out tonight, I've got to Aaron.

by Xtravirginoliveoil October 16, 2016

Aaron

Aaron is a tall white boy, with beautiful eyes and a smart brain. He loves his girlfriend and will never leave her side. He is also very sexy, but dont let that fool you because he can be very wholesome as well.

Aaron is a pretty snazzy dude.

by Thegirlnobodyknows July 17, 2018

Aaron

Aaron is a white man who goes to a school with dumbasses and somehow doesn’t become one. His father went to go get milk but never came back. He’s definitely a bottom and hates being the top. You give him some candy and he’ll somehow fuck it. I think he’s pansexual. I think he did it with my lamp . My lamps looks like it’s suffering from the inside

Lamp: no , don’t do this

Aaron: I’m sorry I have to

by gwizloraxeatermmmmm November 17, 2019

Aaron

Aaron is a cunt.

Stop being a cunt Aaron

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHGH May 26, 2020