sophie's choice award

The unfortunate winning decision of an impossibly difficult choice between two unbearable options.

And the Sophie's Choice Award goes to......... A punch to the face! It looked for a minute like he was going to go with the baseball bat to the scrotal area.

by buster3535 July 25, 2014

Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

the nicky t award

a prize awarded to the biggest shandy ass, the lazyiest bitch and the most uneventful, cartoon collecting teenager...who cant be assed walking 20 yards to the pub.

congratulations, you've won tonights nicky t award for being a little bitch

by spoof June 7, 2003

The Patrick Star award

An award you give to somebody who has done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else.

Joe Biden should be given the Patrick Star award in honor of his presidency, since he has truly done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else has. Joey and Patrick are also about on the same level intellectually.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Triple Dipper Award

An award given to any employee of a "Chill-es" restaurant that has has sex with at least 3 of the current or past male staff.....referencing the popular app.
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Keith : yea she's pretty chill man, i think she's coming to the party with me Saturday....

Fred: dude you know how many triple dipper awards that girl has? may as well be a party platter

by kcin568 February 12, 2010

The LifeTime DoucheBag Award

The lifetime D-Bag award is a very hard award to win but without fail someone always does.and without further adue i present to you the Lifetime D-Bag award winner.......

Brandon P.!!!!!!!

For all his great work in douchebagery Brandon P. has earned his rightful place among the doucheiest of douches with The LifeTime DoucheBag Award in hand!!!

by TheOneForHer February 21, 2009

Spare Change Award

Spare Change: After going on a three day Vegas bender, you wake up in an unfamiliar Mexican motel, no wallet, no socks, and no cell phone plus a king size hangover. The only thing you have is the spare change your "escort" left for you on the night stand. Your wasted fantasy football bench points will feel like spare change, congratulations!

I benched Matt Ryan against the Saints, 30 wasted points, I am the Spare Change Award winner.

by ZRxSean September 12, 2014