And the Sophie's Choice Award goes to......... A punch to the face! It looked for a minute like he was going to go with the baseball bat to the scrotal area.
by buster3535 July 25, 2014
Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.
person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...
by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021
a prize awarded to the biggest shandy ass, the lazyiest bitch and the most uneventful, cartoon collecting teenager...who cant be assed walking 20 yards to the pub.
by spoof June 07, 2003
Joe Biden should be given the Patrick Star award in honor of his presidency, since he has truly done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else has. Joey and Patrick are also about on the same level intellectually.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
An award show made by people from 4chan. Gives out positive and negative categories. The game of the year equivalent is "Least Worst Award" and the most hated game of the year is "Most Hated Game"
Splatoon was nominated for seven categories in the 2015 Vidya Gaem Awards, some of them include ">>>/A/ AWARD for best Japanese game" and "LEAST WORST AWARD for least worst game of the year".
by beatstar June 07, 2022
An award given to any employee of a "Chill-es" restaurant that has has sex with at least 3 of the current or past male staff.....referencing the popular app.
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Keith : yea she's pretty chill man, i think she's coming to the party with me Saturday....
Fred: dude you know how many triple dipper awards that girl has? may as well be a party platter
Fred: dude you know how many triple dipper awards that girl has? may as well be a party platter
by kcin568 February 12, 2010
Spare Change: After going on a three day Vegas bender, you wake up in an unfamiliar Mexican motel, no wallet, no socks, and no cell phone plus a king size hangover. The only thing you have is the spare change your "escort" left for you on the night stand. Your wasted fantasy football bench points will feel like spare change, congratulations!
by ZRxSean September 12, 2014