Artistic Constipation

When an artist of any sort wants to create a masterpice, but something is stopping them from doing so. Similar, if not the same as, artist block

Jake: I want to write a song but I can't think of anything
John: Oh, you have artistic constipation

by GiantMidget94 May 22, 2010

Spam Artist

Someone who spams a website/forum advertising a scam.

Spam Artist: Hey you gotta check us out, we offer free naked pics. Just go to (Url)!

Victim: stupid spam artist.

by BlackOpsOnline May 21, 2010

Marital Artist

(not to be confused with Martial Artist): A special type of Marital Counselor who shows married couples not only how to stay married, but, how to have an extremely happy marriage.

Barbara claims to be a Marital Artist, but, she fucked Eileen's husband!

by Joseph Selb March 12, 2009

Artist's Bias

A condition that develops after working on a piece of artwork for long periods of time, rendering the artist incapable of deciding for themselves if it's any good.

Hey man, I've got a serious case of artist's bias. Can you tell me if this portrait sucks or not?

by Jiggy With It April 08, 2011

Flip Artist

Anyone who does flipper-quality work while trying to get a house ready to be "flipped".

Stephanie's brother barely has enough manly skills to be a flip artist. I'm sick of having to redo his work around her house!

by JLB2629 January 06, 2010

shade artist

someone who is shady

That scary looking guy over there is such a shade artist.

by GoBlue21 May 21, 2004

Coug-artist

One who specializes in the art of seduction and conquest of a cougar.

Nate, are you serious? You went on this cruise, met an elementary school teacher, who was 31 years old, and got the job done? damn fool, you're a coug-artist!

by Beauman March 28, 2008