the best dude in the world he might be a faggot but he's very very funny and the most handsome gorgeous man on the planet oh drooling emoji oh hot momma he's evil as hell but man is he the best person you'll ever meet, you'll wanna be with him forever and be near him all the time, loving and enjoying every second of his company no matter what, he's also a major freak (not a bad thing)
A total gay fag who lives for pounding dudes in the ass. Archie will bend over backwards (literally) to stick his dick in some guy’s shitter, but don’t even think about trying to flip the script, he ain’t taking it up his own ass, no way. Strict top energy only.
Also famously known for wanking furiously on any available sofa while everyone else is out. You’ll come home and find crusty stains on the cushions and Archie just chilling there like nothing happened, hand still down his pants.
“Yo, where’s Archie?”
“Probably balls-deep in some twink’s ass or nutting all over your mum’s couch again.”