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Andres

That Spanish boy/man who is very retarded and he loves to play video games and usually talks about video games. He loves his girlfriend very much and will always hug her and trying to cuddle her as much as he can. He wants to give her the conq but NOoooOoOooo thats not until the future!!!!
His girlfriend: Wow! Andres sure has an amazing conq!!!

Everyone else: It is a millimeter peener!!!
by emo.bum.idiot April 16, 2019
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An Andres is a huge MARVEL fan, and a great friend. He will usually have a friend named Oscar, and plays a lot of Fortnite.
Someone-"Andres!"
Andres-"Yo what is gucci homes?"
by hbwiueygbqQ April 26, 2019
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Usually has a big dick. Very lovable. Loves big booty bitches.
Damn that guy has a big penis. I bet his name is Andres
by Latino April 29, 2019
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That boy who all the girls fall for cuz he’s the hottest kid girls dream about at night🤤
Omg, look at Andres over there! He’s so cuteeee
by barrios boy May 7, 2019
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Hot sexy Mexican mafia boss who plays everyone. And is a complete fuckboy
You're being just like Andres
by KingJuju May 28, 2019
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He has a small cock and likes to be a milf and lap dance for his cousin in Cuba
Andres is an incest child
by THE GOD OF RAT May 30, 2019
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Sexy Chilean boy with no ass. He might come off as white and in all honesty he is but he also has that good Hispanic side. He is very artistic and he also knows his way around the world. Educated and sophisticated but doesn't flaunt it. He truly is a catch.
"OMG! I want to marry ANDRES!!!!"

"Does Andres even speak spanish?"

"Wait... You're not white???"
by KellyPowers May 31, 2019
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