by Alana.396 April 20, 2020
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If you meet an Alana then u are very lucky, unless its my alana then fuck u n i’m kidnapping you and yo gma, tying to the back of a jetski then drop her out a helicopter in shark infested waters if she survives yay if she doesn’t u next.
Alana is the type of person who makes u wanna do crazy things just to hear her laugh she’s the type to love you hard n punch u harder um i love my alana all the others can’t be trusted cause they women and yk we dtb around here. i can say that cause ion think of alana as a bitch that’s my wife so i can not trust u lame ass females n still trust n love my pretty ass fiancé.
If you meet an Alana then u are very lucky, unless its my alana then fuck u n i’m kidnapping you and yo gma, tying to the back of a jetski then drop her out a helicopter in shark infested waters if she survives yay if she doesn’t u next.
Alana is the type of person who makes u wanna do crazy things just to hear her laugh she’s the type to love you hard n punch u harder um i love my alana all the others can’t be trusted cause they women and yk we dtb around here. i can say that cause ion think of alana as a bitch that’s my wife so i can not trust u lame ass females n still trust n love my pretty ass fiancé.
by clblee.2 April 12, 2023
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Person 1: Ya know, i think i might have feelings for Alana Holloway...
Person 2: Yikes bad idea, she'll leave you in the dust
a few hours later..
Person 1; You were right..
Person 2: Yikes bad idea, she'll leave you in the dust
a few hours later..
Person 1; You were right..
by Auglyassfatassrat February 3, 2020
Get the alana holloway mug.Alana ist der tollste Mensch der Welt.Sie ist jemand der dich immer zum lachen bringt.Du kannst dich stundenlang mit ihr unterhalten ohne das dir langweilig wird.Sie ist loyal, höflich aber auch sehr schlau.Sie hat nicht die größten Singtalente und auch nicht das schönste Husten, dafür kann sie wunderschön tanzen und ist der beste Zuhörer den man sich nur vorstellen kann.Sie ist unglaublich hübsch weiß es aber selber nicht, deswegen traut sie sich auch nicht nach vorne an die Tafel zu gehen.Wenn ihr jemanden findet wie Alana behaltet sie immer bei euch denn so eine Person werdet ihr nie wieder im Leben finden.
Person: wer ist das Mädchen was immer im Unterricht isst?
Person: das ist Alana sie tut nichts anderes als essen.
Person: das ist Alana sie tut nichts anderes als essen.
by sessel05 March 11, 2020
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Get the alana garcia mug.Very very short. gets headlocked by boys because they think shes a boy. can hit four threes in a row on a bad night. can run 2k in 6.20secs. also really short. shes a dwarf
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