Throat aids

When your throat hurts really bad and are coughing every 3 seconds. It also hurts to breathe.

"Are you ok"

"No I have throat aids"

by Aynomyus April 6, 2017

Monkey aids

Once this is said everyone must T-pose

Ryan calls Aidan’s Mom (at 1 am): Monkey aids
Aidan’s Mom: T-pose

by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018

Second Hand AIDS

When you are in a vehicle and the driver dies from AIDS, which causes the car to crash, also killing you.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear Jimmy died from Second Hand AIDS?
Guy 2: Yeah man, it really be like that sometimes.

by BigBoiJD August 27, 2018

You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!

A way of telling someone on a forum or other discussion that you disagree with them and their argument is so without merit you don't even need to put up a counter argument.

You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!

by bionixcommand June 28, 2010

AIDS sweater

A sweater that usually features 90s color accents, including many jewel toned patterns. The AIDS sweater was sported by many during the AIDS epidemic in NYC during the 80s. Used by Tom Hanks in the movie Philadelphia. Can be purchased at your local Goodwill, and is often worn with light wash jeans.

Note: Sweater does not need to be worn by someone who actually has AIDS.

"Wow, that sweater looks straight out of the movie Rent"- Friend

"Thanks. I picked it up at Goodwill- they have a ton of AIDS sweaters"- friend

by aidssweater March 16, 2009

Butthole Aids

1. Aids contracted from unprotected anal intercourse .

Donald got Butthole Aids from the numerous times he had anal sex.

by obsidian zombie October 25, 2017

Everybody's got AIDS theory

A theory used by people in relationships. He/She tells him/herself that everybody besides their significant other has AIDS and if they cheat on their significant other, he/she will get AIDS and dies.

Kelvin was tempted to try and bang this bitch at the club, but thought about the Everybody's got AIDS theory, and decided to stay loyal to his girlfriend.

by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009