Ned Fulmer

Former Try Guy (Buzzfeed). His whole personality was "I love my wife", and yet he cheated on her with HIS EMPLOYEE.

LOVE IS DEAD

NED IS A PIECE OF SHIT

person a: Hey, did you hear the news?
person b: What news?
person a: Apparently Ned Fulmer cheated on his wife!
person b: Holy shit! The "I love my wife" guy?
person a: Yeah! And with his employee too!
person b: Shit, doesn't he have kids with her?
person a: Yeah, two sons. And get this, the woman he cheated with was engaged! And had been with her fiance for 10 years!

by eddie.luvs.u September 29, 2022

What's a Ned?

A newely developing meme from CrankThatFrank from his twenty one pilots video of the music video chlorine.

Tyler: We have to clean the pool for ned
Josh: What's a Ned?

by BoiDafaqqq January 24, 2019

wet ned

Whilst in the act of fellatio, a wet Ned is accomplished at the time of orgasm when the Pennis is withdrawn from the oral cavity and directed into the nostril of one's partner. If performed correctly this maneuver provokes a sneeze the resulting jiz bubble is known colloquially as a Wet Ned.

Whilst banging Shakira she blew a Wet Ned like old faithful.

by Lil pierre November 27, 2015

ned flanders

a nice quiet nigga who fucks all the bitches at night

"omygod michael is such a ned flanders" this niggah gets all the bitches tbh

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 9, 2018

Uncle Ned

Cockney slang for head.

Where's your Uncle Ned?

by xilax August 20, 2010

Ned Rigger

Backwards for Red nigger.
often used for Indian black person.

Chris is such a ned rigger.

by a caring xGOOBx April 1, 2008

ned flag

when someone talks excessively about their significant other, to the point where it actually becomes suspicious.

(in reference to the ned fulmer cheating scandal)

Steve seems like such a loyal and loving boyfriend, yet I see him talking to girls alone at the club like every weekend. Talk about a ned flag!

by bunkynz October 22, 2022